squatfizzle

The act of being cock-blocked or clam-jammed

A ugly person

Jake: You did you hear what happened to Joe?
Mike: what?
Jake: he got squatfizzled by a girl at the bar

Jane: Lucy like totally got squatfizzled by a gay guy the other day.
Kim: Oh really?

by IceClawWantsDeath November 22, 2018

squizzle

To urinate, only a little, while laughing really hard.

Please don't make me laugh anymore, I'm going to squizzle!

by RK Chicas April 5, 2008

shanizzle

A word that you can use to answer a question that confuses the asker

1-Hey hows it going?
2-Shanizzle
1-What?!

by MadamadaM May 13, 2005

squazzle

verb The act of squazing something
To Squaz

Sometimes we like to squazzle before a meal

by Goonishbeav February 11, 2003

squizzle

a fart that passes through a damp swimsuit

John always squizzles while sitting on the beach.

by SueZ July 25, 2015

The Squizzles

A dope experimental band from Rhode Island. Craziest shit in the world. Check them out. They kick ass.

"Yo, The Squizzles are excellent. I love them."

by Nate Hurd January 1, 2005

Squizzle

Squizzle is a state of mind characterized by a lack of common thought process. One who is "Squizzling" generally has nothing better to do, and should not be opperating heavy machinery.

"Dude, I'm sorry... what did you just say? I was totally Squizzling there for a minute."

by CompletelyFixed December 11, 2004