Squandral

A significant amount that is of grand importance or intensity.

I was blue balling like a motherfucker so I set up some lines of coke to have a squandral of pussy to come over.

by Samodeo February 20, 2020

Spundoolie

A never ending competition that MUST be considered VERY carefully before initiating. It is first initiated when Person 1 smacks something out of Person 2's hand and yells "SPUNDOOLIE!" The challenge is now initiated. The next time Person 2 sees Person 1 with something in their hands, they MUST smack that item out and yell "SPUNDOOLIE!" The challenge now belongs to Person 1 again. This repeats for eternity.

Typically, Spundoolie is first initiated during an argument. Person 1 and 2 are arguing, Person 1 has enough, says "Screw this! Spundoolie!" and knocks whatever Person 2 is holding onto the ground.

Theoretically, Spundoolie COULD be stopped in Person 1 and 2 both hold something and simultaneously knock the items onto the ground, creating a truce until Spundoolie is initiated again. Keep in mind, this has never been successfully completed.

*during an argument*
Person 1: "How can you not see that Adam Sandler is superior to Jim Carrey?"
Person 2: " Because Adam Sandler has so many trash movies!"
Person 1: "That's it! *knocks item out of Person 2's hands* SPUNDOOLIE!"

by Bad Cactus January 7, 2018

squandflappus

The sound produced when your turd hits the toilet water.

I just made a really loud squandflappus when my poop hit the water.

by Squandus August 30, 2013

Squanderlust

That uncontrollable urge to spend massive amounts of money, even if you have to borrow it.

For years, our elected representatives, from both parties have been on a maniacal mission of squanderlust

by mattzcat December 21, 2009

Squawdoodly

When you get so high you start making up words to describe how you feel because you have forgotten all other real words.

Alternative meaning: Super high, the highest of them all.

Dude, I'm so squawdoodly right now.

by Corbzyworbzy August 9, 2017

squandog

The term originates from Vinesauce twitch chat.
1. A person who frequently squanders their opportunities.
2. An act of squandering an opportunity or important resource such as one's time.

Also a funny twitch emote featuring a red dog from Earthbound 64.

Jane: You had a month to study for your test, still you only did it the night before and failed.
Jill: Yeah, I'm a total squandog.

OR
Jill: Yeah, that was a squandog on my part.

by SodiJerk January 24, 2018

squadoodles

the nagging, itchy, prickling, sometimes buring feeling you get after unprotected sex or wearing a wet swim suit too long. The feeling you are about to get either a bladder infection or a yeast infection or a combonation of both.

Wow.... Garrick slept with that skanky chick and now he has the squadoodles.

OMG, I need some monistat, I think Garrick gave me the squadoodles.

by gingerKiss April 8, 2008