by nO September 1, 2003
Get the Quagmire mug.1. A muddy, swampy area that is hard to traverse.
2. A situation, often political/military, that's difficult to get out of. The building casualties and increased length of occupation in Iraq give one example.
3. Peter Griffin's sex-crazed and very loose next door neighbor on the show "Family Guy." A former Navy man, now a commercial pilot. Catchphrases include "Giggidy giggidy giggidy" and "Oh!" (accompanied by a thrusting motion with the arms)
2. A situation, often political/military, that's difficult to get out of. The building casualties and increased length of occupation in Iraq give one example.
3. Peter Griffin's sex-crazed and very loose next door neighbor on the show "Family Guy." A former Navy man, now a commercial pilot. Catchphrases include "Giggidy giggidy giggidy" and "Oh!" (accompanied by a thrusting motion with the arms)
"George W. Bush is actually quite talented. He managed to create a quagmire in a dry desert."
Host: Who else but Quagmire?
Song: He's Quagmire! Quagmire! You never really know what he's gonna do next, he's Quagmire! Quagmire!
Quagmire: Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy let's have sex!
Peter: Alright Cleveland, if this doesn't light a fire in your belly, nothing will. puts on a mask of Quagmire's face Hey, look at me, I'm Quagmire! I had sex with your wife! Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy!
Cleveland: Hahaha! Those are so his mannerisms!
Host: Who else but Quagmire?
Song: He's Quagmire! Quagmire! You never really know what he's gonna do next, he's Quagmire! Quagmire!
Quagmire: Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy let's have sex!
Peter: Alright Cleveland, if this doesn't light a fire in your belly, nothing will. puts on a mask of Quagmire's face Hey, look at me, I'm Quagmire! I had sex with your wife! Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy!
Cleveland: Hahaha! Those are so his mannerisms!
by Zeke August 29, 2005
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by nike kicks March 29, 2022
Get the quagmire toilet gaming mug.Alternative name used euphemistically for a toilet, used predominantly in the UK alongside, "Loo" "Bog" "Bathroom" "Shitter" and "Shithouse".
Can also refer to anything akin to a toilet; i.e. shitty places, being full of shit
Can also refer to anything akin to a toilet; i.e. shitty places, being full of shit
"Oh god, that curry did not sit well with me! I have a severe case of the shits. Going to take a much needed trip to Quagmires Kingdom."
by edward cc doggins April 20, 2009
Get the Quagmires Kingdom mug.Hilarious and perverted character on the family guy, uses the phrases "Alll Right" and "Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy."
Bill Clinton is such a quagmire.
Quagmire- How old are you?
Girl- 16.
Quagmire- 18? You're gonna be first.
Girl- Mom!
Quagmire- I like where this is going, giggidy-giggidy-giggidy!
Quagmire- How old are you?
Girl- 16.
Quagmire- 18? You're gonna be first.
Girl- Mom!
Quagmire- I like where this is going, giggidy-giggidy-giggidy!
by dan vegas June 23, 2004
Get the quagmire mug.sorry but i cant take a seat teacher, my grandpa gave me a Daddies Quagmire and i can barely bend my knees.
by Jacob Anders July 20, 2020
Get the Daddies Quagmire mug.Pulling a Quagmire is a multi-step system that occurs over the period of the night. There are a few steps you must do in order to perform the perfect Quagmire.
1) Make sure that you customize all of your clothes to be tear-away style so that you can easily rip off all of your clothes within a matter of seconds.
2) When you are at a party always walk around nodding your head back and forth as you scout the room for potential women.
3) This is THE most difficult step of all. When picking up a girl you MUST use a lame pick-up line like "Hey do have any irish in you? Want some?" or "I may be no flinstone, but I can make your bed rock." If you can successfully pull off the pick up line then you are in good shape.
4) Now this step is very important. If you have any doubts about her age always make sure that she is of age. If not, then move on to the next one.
5) Pull a Charlie Harper and get her drunk.
6) The most rewarding step and final step of the Quagmire. While having sex with her you MUST at one point start nodding your head back and forth saying "giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy." Then once you are all finished stare to your right or left and give a smile and thumbs up and say "Alriiiiiiight."
If you can successfully Pull A Quagmire then YOU ARE GOD!!!
1) Make sure that you customize all of your clothes to be tear-away style so that you can easily rip off all of your clothes within a matter of seconds.
2) When you are at a party always walk around nodding your head back and forth as you scout the room for potential women.
3) This is THE most difficult step of all. When picking up a girl you MUST use a lame pick-up line like "Hey do have any irish in you? Want some?" or "I may be no flinstone, but I can make your bed rock." If you can successfully pull off the pick up line then you are in good shape.
4) Now this step is very important. If you have any doubts about her age always make sure that she is of age. If not, then move on to the next one.
5) Pull a Charlie Harper and get her drunk.
6) The most rewarding step and final step of the Quagmire. While having sex with her you MUST at one point start nodding your head back and forth saying "giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy." Then once you are all finished stare to your right or left and give a smile and thumbs up and say "Alriiiiiiight."
If you can successfully Pull A Quagmire then YOU ARE GOD!!!
Brian and Ross bet Kevin that he couldn't pull a quagmire at the party. Little did they know Kevin was already wearing his tear-away clothes.
by SwickNisher July 11, 2011
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