SPW

SPW: ShitePipeWipe
The acronym used when asking for extra bog roll after you've dropped a particularly impressive log in the toilet at your first visit to your new girlfriend/boyfriend's parent's house.

"Could you pass me some more SPW please?"

by gmaleshemalefemalewhale December 4, 2020

SPW

Acronym for 'Shits per week'. can be used to enquire how frequently someone produces excrement.

I've been on an all fruit diet and my SPW has trebled

by This is for you June 3, 2017

spw

smiling phone wanker

when you receive a text message from someone and get caught smiling at you're phone

......your texting jess again, you're such a spw

by Belcher9744 April 2, 2024

Spw

Smiling phone wanker

When your messaging someome and get caught smiling at your phone

Oi, your messaging jess.... your such a spw

by Belcher9744 March 20, 2024

spw

SMILING PHONE WANKER

when you get a text from someone and someone comments, who you chatting to you spw lol

by Belcher9744 June 17, 2024

Spw

Smiling phone wanker

Texting Jess.... your my world, ffs I'm such a Spw

by Belcher9744 March 18, 2024