sporting wood

Having an erection in a public place such as the office, or a club.

I had lunch with the new secretary, and was suddenly sporting wood on the drive back to the office.

by England phi beta gamma March 26, 2008

sporting a chubber

To have a raging hard-on. To have an erect penis.

Dude, that girl was so hot. When we were slow dancing, I was sporting a chubber.

Most days, when I wake up I am sporting a chubber.

by Urban Tony January 5, 2007

Sporting Feminist

A phrase to describe any female with extensive sporting knowledge, who is tired of instantly being treated like a fool on the assumption that she knows nothing about sport, based on her gender.

Amanda, Rosie and Laura are sporting feminists.

by peppermint_panda April 30, 2006

sporting a semi

Partial erection.

Look Sue, Jerry's sporting a semi.
How can you tell?
Look at his pants!
OMG!

by Savage Dick February 5, 2014

Dicks Sporting Goods

They sell dicks at cheap prices.

AY lets get some of that Dicks sporting goods

by Kakashi_works_at_amazon_tiktok December 12, 2020

sporting

Slang for wearing. Also used to describe what athletes wear when they compete.

He is sporting a rare pair of Air Jordans.

by Jon Thomas September 29, 2005

sportin' a Woodie

Having an erection, esp. while wearing loose-fitting slacks, creating an amusing tent-like effect.

"Did you see Jim after the meeting today? When he stood up from the table he was really sportin' a Woodie!"

by kBro May 1, 2006