Spenglord

A super idiot

Mate you're such a fucking spenglord!

by creator boy June 25, 2016

sucklord

A person that sucks, royally.

A person of supreme suckage.

"That guy is a sucklord for taking my parking space with his Escalade."

by alicemcgee November 29, 2011

spunkloaf

Beating off while simultaneously pinching a loaf.

I had such a bad piss hard-on the other day while taking a crap, I decided to whack off at the tame time I took a dump. I took a spunkloaf!

by Chilidog December 14, 2007

Spunkport

The anus of a diabetic old man.

“i just got my spunkport filled up Friday night innat.

by Infsvc October 25, 2018

Spungloid

If you waste your money on frivolous things you are a Spungle, and that means your subspecies of homo sapien is a Spungloid.

That absolute Mongoloid over there shouldn't be trusted with money.... The god damned Spungloid.

by Spungloid February 2, 2021

Spunktard

A person/object which is certainly uncool and very annoying, and deserves to be eaten by a wild pack of bears/gorrillas/rabbits. An example of this is Bacob, our best friends. Stevie Seymour, the famous guy, is certainly not a Spunktard.

That boy's a right old spunktard, I mean, look at his shoes..

by alrightjizzthen December 3, 2009

Spunktard

A slur you use to call someone that failed no nut November

Dude did you here about James! He failed No nut november what a spunktard

by WillMD November 12, 2019