he is the best man you will ever meet, he is courageous and determined. He is also very sexually attractive, if you ever meet one keep him for a very long time. He is rich and spunky.
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Zali: I want me one of those Spunky Richards!!
by spunky_richard August 19, 2020
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(looking for something): Damn, where's my Spunkenzwunk?!?
(you see your best friend fucking your gf): Get the fuck outa here you shitty Spunkenzwunk!
(you see your best friend fucking your gf): Get the fuck outa here you shitty Spunkenzwunk!
by t-nu September 17, 2007
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A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.
by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004
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Doris had choked down as much of Berts man custard as possible but couldn't take it all. Now she we just a spunky mess.
Pete had shagged her so much that by the end of the night he left her looking like a spunky mess.
Pete had shagged her so much that by the end of the night he left her looking like a spunky mess.
by Hagrid Ginger plums August 1, 2017
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Would you be offended if you was called an old spunker ?
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It shouldn’t bother you John as it actually refers to a mature promiscuous woman!
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It shouldn’t bother you John as it actually refers to a mature promiscuous woman!
by AzTheGeek November 5, 2018
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by clumas May 7, 2005
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The disease is transmitted through direct rectal injection by an infected person. Under no circumstances should you allow anyone to cream your pie, or you will fall victim to the disease.
Symptoms include warts, fatigue, rectal leakage, fistula, ape like vocalisations etc.
There is no cure for this disease. Ensuring you don't have vaginal or anal sex with random/infected people will reduce transmission.
Scientists are advising everyone unmarried to engage in "sexual distancing" which should be maintained at all times (minimum of a 6 inch gap between people). If people do need to get closer, a penis mask (condom) should be worn to reduce the spread of infected droplets.
The disease is transmitted through direct rectal injection by an infected person. Under no circumstances should you allow anyone to cream your pie, or you will fall victim to the disease.
Symptoms include warts, fatigue, rectal leakage, fistula, ape like vocalisations etc.
There is no cure for this disease. Ensuring you don't have vaginal or anal sex with random/infected people will reduce transmission.
Scientists are advising everyone unmarried to engage in "sexual distancing" which should be maintained at all times (minimum of a 6 inch gap between people). If people do need to get closer, a penis mask (condom) should be worn to reduce the spread of infected droplets.
Bill: "Why do you insist I wear a condom?"
Jeff: "Because, having a spunky box will be 9000 times worse than covid-19"
Jeff: "Because, having a spunky box will be 9000 times worse than covid-19"
by Souper Rare July 23, 2022
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