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Spunk monkey

A person that 'hunches' anything like a dog because of their sexual exhuberence.
Dewd, that's my girl, quit bein' a spunk monkey, man!
by bludgeon April 10, 2003
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Spunk monkey

Someone who is so ugly they will never get laid, so the jizz seeps out of their pores.
Urgghh, look at Steve, he hasn't had it in a while - he looks like such a spunk monkey!
by nessa64 June 11, 2003
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spunk monkey

a very fastly generating penis
i was having it one night when i forgot abotu my spunk monkey and i kind of filled her to the brim .
by fag end February 18, 2009
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Spunk monkey

A word given to a unsually horny man , that goes wild to the even slightest touch of a female
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milking the spunk monkey

masturbation jacking the beanstalk slapping little German Johnny behind his head wanking off polishing the candlestick choking the chicken waxing the Buick
Jungle Jim's O.C.D. leaves him 'milking the spunk monkey' on an hourly.
by PHiLTHY WiLDHEART August 17, 2008
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monkey spunk bucket

A person or persons whom eat their own seaman/spunk/cum
Guy1- dude I ate my own cum
Guy2- omg your such a monkey spunk bucket
by Words make us feel January 8, 2014
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monkey spunk

by Anonymous April 23, 2003
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