Spunk monkey

A person that 'hunches' anything like a dog because of their sexual exhuberence.

Dewd, that's my girl, quit bein' a spunk monkey, man!

by bludgeon April 10, 2003

Spunk monkey

Someone who is so ugly they will never get laid, so the jizz seeps out of their pores.

Urgghh, look at Steve, he hasn't had it in a while - he looks like such a spunk monkey!

by nessa64 June 11, 2003

milking the spunk monkey

masturbation jacking the beanstalk slapping little German Johnny behind his head wanking off polishing the candlestick choking the chicken waxing the Buick

Jungle Jim's O.C.D. leaves him 'milking the spunk monkey' on an hourly.

by PHiLTHY WiLDHEART August 17, 2008

monkey spunk

monkeys sperm

i couldn't give a flying monkeys spunk

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

monkey spunk

A cream colored oil used to clean and preserve metal gun parts.

slap a little of that there monkey spunk on my barrel, would ya there Brucey.

by militia_maniac May 27, 2004

monkey spunk

A thick white substance created by a monkey during the process of ejaculation.

Oh my this monkey spunk tastes bad!
Did you see where i left my monkey spunk?

by Edwina Mustafa Poo May 10, 2008

monkey spunk

To look so discraceful that you resemble the spunk of a monkey.

For fuck's sake, you look like some monkey spunk from the end of a monkey's penis!

by Pubert Tongue May 10, 2006