spumpin'

When a guy takes a dump on a girl's chest while sperming on her face.

I finally got done spumpin' that girl last night after I worked up a huge steamer.

by Nasty Nate2 April 24, 2009

Slumpy

When you are a mix of grumpy and sleepy. Hence, being grumpy due to being sleepy.

Andrea: I'm tired, and getting grumpy.

Casey: It's okay, here's a hug.
Andrea: Get off of me, I hate when people touch me when I'm slumpy.

by DickKnuckles July 17, 2016

Swumpy Dumpy

A Foul Smelling, generally coated in Fecal matter, Ass and (or) Asshole.
Swumpy, Meaning Swampy or Stinky.

Dumpy, Meaning Gluteus or ass.

Ewwww do you smell Lucas!? He has such a swumpy dumpy!!!

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 6, 2020

Grumpy Stumpy

When you wake up with morning wood and can’t get rid of the boner, so you get angry. The anger leads to being increasingly focused on erection, making it stick around for longer and creating a vicious paradox.

Goddamn it, I got a grumpy stumpy. I’m gonna be late to class

by Fratty’s Pub March 12, 2022

stumpy fuck

A stumpy fuck is the act of having sex with an amputees stumps by pressing them together and then thrusting between them.

Jason "Oh man i totally stumpy fucked that girl last night!"
Nina "Arms or legs!?"
Jason "Both! We did it hog tie style!"

by Mark/Andrew XC September 14, 2010

Stumpy

A student at State University of New York College of Environmental Science and Forestry, less obnoxiously SUNY ESF. Many students identify themselves as a "Stumpy" (or "Stumpie"). The nickname was given to students by their neighbors at Syracuse University, probably in the 1920s, and most-likely refers to forestry "stump jumpers". Although originally used as an insult, today, most students embrace the nickname with pride.


basically we're a bunch of super rad hippies at ESF. you're jealous, it's okay.

"We are stumpys and proud!"

by mb_esf October 18, 2008

Richard/Dick Archer (Stumpy)

Someone who has lost their left thumb and testicle. The testicle is now in a pickle jar and the thumb is on a shelf. This person is also straight edge and although he says he doesn't need signs to prove he is straight edge, he has a t-shirt saying straight edge in big bold writing that can't be missed because his belly sticks out making the writing stick out. Watch out or he'll get his choid out(if you don't know what a choid is look it up on this site-definition 1). He may also give you a mushroom tattoo.

oh no here comes EL STUMP, backs against the walls, corks at the ready.

by James Wilkinson November 8, 2004