Spinmeister

An individual that has mastered the system of life in a sneaky and crafty manner who operates behind closed doors, whose actions only benefit himself, and takes advantage of every opportunity and/or person, regardless of the monetary/emotional price.

Characteristics of Spinmeister: shifty chameleon eyes, smooth-talking manipulator, may be cloaked, glasses like the sister of Doug Funny from the Nickelodeon cartoon Doug (eyes may be covered), pointy Pharaoh-like goatee, Dr. Grant hat from Jurassic Park, perhaps a cane like Dr. Hammond's amber/mosquito studded cane from Jurassic Park, pointy elf shoes (could be modern pointy shoes), bald or grey haired

by Twinkletoes Macgee March 27, 2010

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Shugmeister

A shugmeister is a sexual deviant that roams brothels and gives the girls a run for there money, a shugmeister tends to suggest weird sex positions and will often starve himself of oxygen during serious muff diving competitions.

A shugmeister usually carries around sexual instruments even in normal situations where it can be quite antisocial.

Here comes the shugmeister, watch out for the pussy snorkel!

by LaaMok September 26, 2009

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spifmeister

Someone who aspires to become the spifmaster. An apprentice, as it were, to the spifmaster.

"One day I will no longer be the spifmeister, and finally hit the top wrung!"

by Spifmaster June 20, 2009

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Spudmaster

Spud - A particularly inneffective person or thing.

Spudmaster- A person or object of the next level of uselessness, they or said object may only be the greatest spud.

“Hey spudmaster wants to talk to you in his office.”

by Aircorps June 21, 2018

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