Spackling the Tile

Masturbating and ejaculating in the shower

One dude to his roommate: Damn why do you always take the longest showers dude?

Roommate: Spackling the tile!

Dude: That is like jacking our electric bill for all the wasted hot water.

Roommate: The electric bill is jacked from watching porn too.

by sarasplayroom.com September 2, 2010

Spratling

the name for the offspring of an individual or couple that has succeeded in either finance, academia or social fame. It is a refrence to the privilige inherent to being born to such individuals even though they currently have done nothing of merit for their own name.

"The spratling is turning 3 today"
"I can't believe how big your spratling is getting

by thrutch December 3, 2013

sprawling gecko

A sex position in which you take a girl from behind up against a wall, then at the point of climax you shout "I HAVE HERPES (OR AN STI OF YOUR CHOICE)" As the girl scrambles up the wall trying to escape.

Last night I did the sprawling gecko on Gemma, she was freaking out.

by Harry The Wise March 12, 2014

spackling

when you fart and poo comes out a bit only to be re-inserted by the sphincter

stop spackling rachael its really annoying

by JONO June 16, 2004

sproochling

A term to describe a sexual encounter similar to 'second base', whereby the participants indulge in behaviour beyond kissing and cuddling. It is acceptable to partake in groping of the breasts and groin, and mutual masturbation is also permitted. 'Dry Humping' may be undertaken by experienced sproochlers. Sproochling should always be carried out in a darkened alleyway or a quiet wooded area.

Not to be confused with 'sprachling'

"So, did you shag her last night?", "No, I'm afraid not. She's as tight as a midget's arse. But we did a bit of sproochling in the woods behind the vicar's house."

"Come on, don't be so frigid. I don't even want to shag you - just a wee sproochle in the doorway??"

by mullboy September 4, 2009

Spackling

The act of sucking/pulling up your butthole

I had a turtle head poppin out of my butt so i started spackling it back inside my rectum.

by vanksie November 1, 2010

spracking

Wasting time, the result of being easily distracted due to the use of methamphetaines (meth); fiddling around with or obsessing over insignificant, unimportant details for hours during, after or as a result of long-term or sustained meth use.

Jane did a fat line and sat down at the computer to learn the definition of the word "sprack" but after spracking around with her printer settings for two hours, still didn't know what "sprack" meant.

by jacksprack September 22, 2016