spoonage

A sexual inuendo for many sexual acts like blow jobs or eating out.

Kayla put the spoon in her mouth and removed it slowly, and Ashlyn yelled "Kayla, nice spoonage!" Dan then offered her more spoonage while cooking.

by jmb11111 March 11, 2009

spoonage

When a person grabs a plastic spoon(or spork), puts some kind of food on its end and flicks the food in another's face

Alex had some major spoonage on Mike at the lunch table

by Gabe November 10, 2003

Spoondangle

Having to spoon feed or dangle otherwise obvious suggestions to a rather dim witted coworker, friend or spouse.

I had to spoondangle the idea of fighter jets to Jason for our Air Force poster.

by Vermy December 15, 2007

spoonuggle

A portmanteau of spoon and snuggle; an extremely intense cuddling experience.

Ash: Dave will you cuddle me?
Dave: I'll do more than that friend I will spoonuggle you.
Ash: :o

by burningbush2 September 27, 2018

maximum spoonage

When you have a spoon, preferably a diamond Incursted one. Then you spoon something to the maximum level

Picking that rock up with a spoon was total maximum Spoonage

by Bossbrother7 December 24, 2014

Self Spoonage

When you commit suicide with a spoon

Help! My sister committed self spoonage

by Zoey6669 July 25, 2019

spoonage

attending wetherspoons pub, usually very often.

"You up for spoonage tonight"

"The plan tonight is a bit of spoonage i hear"

by jasminda-govinda April 21, 2009