spongebather

usually an overwieght celler dwelling slob of a person. too damn lazy to even maintain personal hygene. they only attempt to perform any sort of hygenetic action when the carbuncles underneath their inner tube flabby flesh begins oozing with smelly pus. then they make a half hearted attempt with an old bactira filled sponge from beneath the bathroom sink and lukewarm water...

Dude, did ya get aload of that spongebather he's been wearing the same t-shirt since 1999.....

by kmd555564 October 6, 2011

Spongebawls

A funny name for Spongebob in the famous Grandma's Kisses spoof.

Whip out your sack I'll be back in a sec Spongebawls.

by iTzJSw4g June 12, 2011

spongemike

A spongemike is used in African cultures to bathe eachother during a special ceremony. The spongemike is a thick cloth used to the bathing. Each member of the tribe ejaculates into the spongemike to bathe their children with. It is said that this process will increace the life of the child and promote good fortune.

We will ejaculate into the spongemike to bathe our children.

by Robert Smith January 29, 2005

Spongeman

Very cool person, Swell, amazing, opposite of "wasteman", awesome

swell, cool, awesome, Spongeman

by Harry&Amy March 25, 2011

Spongenatic

Someone who can't stop making Spongebob references in a conversation that has nothing to do with Spongebob.

Makayla: "Who put YOU on the planet?"

Me: My mommy.

Makayla: It's from a Spongebob episode.

Me: Spongenatic.

by tempertant October 3, 2023

Shpongolia

A state or a place that is not located in our 3 dimensional plane and/or can't be precieved normally with our 5 senses.

Usually defined as an other vibration frequency of the universe that can be explored, similar to a radio or tv channel that you can tap into with meditation, psychedelics.

When our mortal body dies and our spirit is untattered from our flesh and bones now has the the possibility for navigating other realms of our infinite universe.

I once ate a quart of mushrooms and went on a journey to Shpongolia.

by Psyentric January 5, 2012

SpongeCrack

Crack that has been frozen and chemically altered to take a sponge-like form. A common drug used to cope with the death of Stephen Hillenburg, the creator of the popular cartoon, Spongebob Squarepants.

I took a big fat hit of SpongeCrack last night.

by DipGreen December 3, 2018