spongebob squarepants

the best cartoon ever(nickelodeon). spongebob is a yellow sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea in an underwater city called bikini bottom. even though its a kid cartoon i still watch and my grandpa still watches it as well. they do hide dirty jokes in it as well. example:
barnacleboy:i have had enough playing second banana to a man who wears a bra!
spongebob also lives with his snail, Gary, which is supposed to portray a cat because he meows. spongebob lives next to patrick , a mental starfish who lives inder a rock his furniture made from sand and squidward, a squid that is very irritable and believes he is multitalented; hes a dancer, clarinet player, artist, and singer. he lives in a stone tiki head.
squidward and spongebob work at the krusty krab, where spongebob makes the krabby patty, a form of a cheeseburger, although he doesnt know the secret formula. his frugal boss, mr. krabs (he is a crab), is the only one who knows the formula, and plankton is evil and tries to steal the formula for his failing restaurant, the chum bucket. there is also sandy cheeks, a squirrel who lives in an underwater dome where she has an underwater sanctum in the shape of an igloo filled with air and almost no water. she calls it a tree dome because there is a giant tree right smack in the middle in which she lives. even though i love sandy, she is my favorite, she is rarely seen these days, only in the really old episodes.
i was watching spongebob squarepants the other day and remembered how funny it is for all ages.

my favorite spongebob squarepants episode remains the camping episode, where squidward is repeatedly attacked by a sea bear, and later attacked by a sea rhinoceros.
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spongebob squarepants

the greatest,but silliest show on nick. Its about a yellow sponge named SpongeBob Squarepants..(hence the name) his friend Patrick Star the most funniest dude ever!!!! and their boring but sometimes funny neighbor named Squidward. They all live in Bikini Bottom. there are a bunch of other characters but im too lazy to mention im sure you guys know that by now. and if you don't like it then you can go kiss my buns!!!your just some person like one of those goth kids that don't know what to do with their lives and isolating themeselves and wearing black and all that shit!
some kid: oh! spongebob squarepants is on.
goth kid: you watch that show your LAME!!!!!
some other kid: shut up u suck your no fun your weird you have no friends spongebob is cool.
goth kid: *casts evil spell on kids* *kids turn into frogs*
by ajfljdlfjdlaskjf June 03, 2006
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A horny sponge who wont admit he wants to have kinky sex with a squirell (sandy cheeks)
Even Patrick knows this...maybe squidward..but just patrick
by James Lowe September 04, 2004
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Great freaking cartoon.

Spongebob pwns joo!!
spungbob roxorz!!!1111
by Brittany, baybe June 18, 2004
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spongebob is a happy gay sponge, one of the most happyest gay sponges in the hole world, the reason he has so many holes is because he's had to much sex with dolphins.
whores are such spongebob squarepants. they both suck everything up
by youngmen March 29, 2010
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Meaning female with little or no booty aka flat booty.
Bob:Hey John, you seen that girl with the huge rack?
John: I seen it, but she also got a spongebob squarepants too. yikes
by BWheezy January 31, 2008
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A few years back, it wasn't cool to watch nickelodeon past age 10-12. Now, you've got high schoolers watching it because of Spongebob. Whatever happened to maturity?
by Alex March 06, 2003
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