Sponch

A condition in which an individual is unable to perform the act of intercourse due to excessive alcohol consumption. This can be used when referring to a male unable to maintain an erection or a female who is unable to climax due to her inebriation.

Also see Whiskey dick

ie;"How was it last night with that dude? Fuck, it was awful, I couldn't cum I had the sponch."

ie; "She won't talk to me after I got the sponch on her birthday."

by mssmellymelly September 9, 2009

Sponch

Cumming on sponge cake OR sopping up cum with said cake, and then eating it

Bro we've gotta sponch with that new Martha Stewart cake recipe

by Crust_bucket_ January 16, 2018

Sponch

The back of one's hand between the knuckle and the wrist.

Man 1: "Dude, my night was ruined when the bouncer totally "X"ed by sponch."
Man 2: "Man, I get that every night..."

by JBles September 27, 2007

Boinky sponch

It means wanna fuck lamo

Hey babe, Boinky sponch?

by zleM September 29, 2021

Sponch

Spinach

I could really use a sponch salad rn.

Uncle:"EAT your vegetables"
M:"But I really don't like the taste of sponch in my mouth"

by Zuqi December 12, 2022

Sponch

A code word for Acid, LSD, or almost any kind of psychadelic drug.

Hey bro, me and chad were gonna sponch at my place later, wanna come?

by Bluepers Gaming YT May 26, 2021

Sponching

Verb: The act of feeling how soft a food is by givin it a lil squeeze. (ie. Donuts for softness, bread for staleness, and fruit for ripeness)

Walked up on this kid sponching all the donuts, raw handed. Left fingerprints all in ‘em.

Sorry, I was Sponching the Hostess Glazed Donuts. No good ones today all too hard.

by SandlyNight June 2, 2025