Sponch

A condition in which an individual is unable to perform the act of intercourse due to excessive alcohol consumption. This can be used when referring to a male unable to maintain an erection or a female who is unable to climax due to her inebriation.

Also see Whiskey dick

ie;"How was it last night with that dude? Fuck, it was awful, I couldn't cum I had the sponch."

ie; "She won't talk to me after I got the sponch on her birthday."

by mssmellymelly September 09, 2009

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Sponch

Cumming on sponge cake OR sopping up cum with said cake, and then eating it

Bro we've gotta sponch with that new Martha Stewart cake recipe

by Crust_bucket_ January 16, 2018

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Sponch

The back of one's hand between the knuckle and the wrist.

Man 1: "Dude, my night was ruined when the bouncer totally "X"ed by sponch."
Man 2: "Man, I get that every night..."

by JBles September 14, 2007

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Boinky sponch

It means wanna fuck lamo

Hey babe, Boinky sponch?

by zleM September 29, 2021

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Sponching

Verb: The act of feeling how soft a food is by givin it a lil squeeze. (ie. Donuts for softness, bread for staleness, and fruit for ripeness)

Walked up on this kid sponching all the donuts, raw handed. Left fingerprints all in ‘em.

Sorry, I was Sponching the Hostess Glazed Donuts. No good ones today all too hard.

by SandlyNight June 02, 2025

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