Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal

A man with an infinite penis that may destroy the world apon erection. He also helps when people are stuck with maths or in cabinets

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal is so great and receives much head

by PP God’s (Cooler) son March 14, 2022

Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong

The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.

hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes

by mike sphynx July 30, 2010

Shlongaphobia

Shlongaphobia is the fear of ones own penis.

(In bathroom)
"Dude why do you look so scared? Whats wrong?"
"Oh Sorry I just saw my own dick and got really scared."
"Why?"
"I have a rare condition called shlongaphobia."
"Oh Gotcha, now it makes perfect sense."

by Patty Kane March 24, 2010

Fort Salonga

A wealthy community in Suffolk County, NY located on the north shore of long island. Has alot of nice beaches and is more of a place for older people to live, most of the kids there are just bored to death and end up getting into stupid things.

fort salonga has mad good weed

by FSMONEYKYDD March 1, 2010

salonga

(adj.) God like P.E. teacher. P.E. teacher of all P.E. teacher.

Dude Mr. Jeffreys makes us run so much.

Regardless, he's definitely salonga.

by jeebuz June 11, 2008

Splenga

A game in which while smoking a spliff between two or more people, the ash remains intact causing the smokers to smoke said spliff vertically. Then once the ash falls onto someone and/or in their mouth or eyes the other players yell "Splenga!" as if they were playing "Jenga". There are no winners in Splenga, only losers.

"Last night we played Splenga with Timmy, he got ash in his eye twice!"

by BigPinkSocks March 2, 2010

Sploingable

Sploingable is a term used by professional memers to describe their dankest friend's sister. Similar words include: Sploing, Sploinged and sploinging. To sploing someone is to cum or fuck really hard inside your dankest friend's sister.

It can also be used to describe your dankest friend's sister in a very erotic, sexual manor.

Oi wagwan, your sister is proper sploingable init fam.
Your sister is proper fit so I sploinged here last night.
Jake's sister makes me so horny, I wanna sploing her so hard
*knock knock* Don't come in, your sister is getting a sploinging.

by Ally Kappa June 18, 2017