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slonch

to get up to mischief.
to have a good time:
often involves climbing over fences and jumping into other peoples swimming pools, climbing over the fences at a festival, walking into a house party not entirely knowing anyone but still confidently handing out beers.

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by whitecoat&whitecoat June 10, 2019
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splanched out

"Splanched" is a portmanteau word combining "spent" and "blanched". To say that someone is "splanched out" is to say he looks like he's been through the ringer; that he's pale, drawn, slightly unwell; like he's just undergone a draining personal ordeal; like he's just seen a ghost.
"Wow, have you seen Calvin? He just got back from Japan where he was searching the bins for old vinyl copies of Libby Titus' second album and he looks totally splanched out.
by chintzy March 7, 2007
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Splouche

1. The toilet water that splashes you on the ass when taking an extra large dump.

2. A person who has been dumped that shows up to ruin an event such as a date.
1. "ahhhhh. SPLOUCHE. Oh damn. That sucks."

2. "Mary, didn't you dump Jake last week? WTH is he doing here? What a fucking SPLOUCHE."
by dagholio November 26, 2010
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Spluncher

An accidental mixture of the words "supper", "lunch", and "dinner". AKA, the combination of meals that occur after noon.
"I think we should have pizza for spluncher."
by nopnopnop June 9, 2015
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splinching

Splinching occurs in the planning process when a plan that is being transformed into reality is missing critical elements. Often these are important legal requirements that were put in the plan to mitigate proposed impacts and to make a bad plan pass review with strong opposition. The result often end in dire consequences. Somethings can be fixed, but often there is a mess, and the develpers often wiggle out of them, or ignor the reqirements, because they will be much less pressure to enforce them once the plan is adopted. The problem is often exasperated when when the developer runs out of money and goes bankrupt.

Splinching also occurs during apparition process between when a wizard disparates (disappears) and apparates (appears some where else). Splinching is the unintended spliting of the wizard and results in an incomplete wizard. To undo the problem the Ministry's Accidental Magic Reversal Squad is required.
Activist one: This plan is going through some serious splinching problems. They aren't putting in the environmental safe guards like they promised, and the water coming out of here looks like an LSD experience.

Activist two: Where's the County's Accidental Magic Reversal Squad when you need it.

Activist three: There sound asleep in the bed of the developers.
by mlhiss March 29, 2008
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Splanchnic

A food sauce or dressing made like ranch dressing (vinegar, oil etc..) but with semen added.
Hey, pass the splanchnic sauce, this meat is too dry. Goody - tastes better now!
by Iced Pie August 21, 2008
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splotch

The splattered crap on the inside of your undies after a violent fart.
I ate a chili dog last night, and splotched my sheets this morning.
by anonymous March 28, 2004
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