splitter 

When a female sharts while wearing a thong.

The seat of Tina's jeans were equally shitty, due to the splitter she was wearing.

splitter by jayzone5 June 10, 2008

Splitter 

Young freshman girls that are still virgins, so small and petite, that they will split in half with sexual penetration. Tight little chicks that split open during sex.

"Hey, did you guys see that little blond freshmen chick' in the short skirt? "Yeah Bro, she's a total splitter".

Splitter by Scontfuuckmenow April 6, 2010

Splitter 

Another name for Females

Look at those Splitters

Splitter by Qwertyasdfzxcvuiop January 25, 2021

Splitter 

When the dick is so big that it splits/rips the vagina

I didn’t let him hit because he had that splitter

Splitter by Vagenie February 2, 2021

splitter agenda 

the trim that you have lined out for night

dude 1: do you have your splitter agenda planned out for tonight?
dude 2: yeah, at 7 im picking up angie, and then at 10:30 im going over to michelles
dude 1: thats a good agenda!

splitter agenda by C MART October 8, 2005

Splitter Scuffers 

A group on Facebook about bad cars such as VW polos with terrible mods like loud exhausts, black rims and lowered suspension to make it look good

Jack- look at my cars new rims
Alex- you should post it on splitter scuffers like the other gays

Splitter Scuffers by Mack the ripper June 8, 2014

splitter-splatter

Noun.

When one cums or pukes, or the combination of the two. Possibly at the same time.

Guy : That sex was so good I splitter-splattered!

splitter-splatter by Matt Axley April 28, 2008