Splinking

the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.

Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!

by Brunstwig March 03, 2013

splinking

When a person repeatedly blinking while talking.

O he's splinking so much I can't here him

by tias mama October 10, 2015

Splink

an inuendo thats not specifically used but covers all sexual actions.

I want to splink you sophie
I splinked sophie in the face

by Pete Townsend March 12, 2008

Splink

To flick someone in the face for saying stupid things, also used in the form of a game, can be lots of fun
You can get rid of this by counting to 5 and you can get out of the game by paying each member of the game $1

1st Person (Very White): I smoked a joint in my hood
2nd Person: Splink
1st Person: 1-2-3-4-5

by Bill O'Reily March 01, 2004

stiffy splink

a small erect penis.

Brandi loved it when her friend Bobby showed her his stiffy splink.

by KillerMongaloid November 04, 2009

Splink Splink

A vocal expression of instant gratification.

After a hot-rail, I always say “Splink Splink”.

by March 21, 2022

splinks

NOT a slur

Fernando: Those dang splinks!

Smart person: Splinks isn't a slur!

by NOT Fernando June 17, 2021