Splindigestion

Indigestion, diarrhea, bowel cramps, or a number of internal maladies caused by the ingestion of the sugar substitute Splinda.

The splindigestion I got from those cal-free cupcakes gave me two hours of diarromit.

by crbenlon-- Shortpunt Slapnuts October 13, 2010

splincision

a split decision with master precision.

did you just see that splincision?

yeah, he just totally saved that little girl's life.

by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009

splendistic

Something that is both SPLENDID and FANTASTIC. When an event or happening, or even an item purchased that is Exactly what you have been searching for, is SO perfect that to choose only ONE word for it would not do it justice.

Wow! that trip we took was absolutely Spendistic! I will remember it for a lifetime!

It was SO wonderful to spend time with my Grandson; we had an absolutely Spendistic time together!

That picture i bought for my living room was Exactly what i have been looking for; it's absolutely splendistic!

by 1KoolNana! February 21, 2011

splindickerous

a feeling when you want to do something, right then at that very moment, no questions asked. your also very hyper and jittery

-a feeling of taking speed, and drinking 30 redbulls//hyper = splindickerous

by j-dick January 2, 2009

Splinging

To Spling is to anything and everything. Simply put, it's as versatile as the work "Fuck".

Spling you, go Spling yourself. Splinging Splinger. Now Spling off and go do something with your life.

by FatSqueaker November 12, 2020

splendishious

Splendishious is a word used to define that non defineable mood. You use it when there is a scenario or moment so incredible that there is no word in the whole English language able to explain how you feel. Except there is. The word is splendishious.

"Woah, that experience was utterly splendishious."

by mashedpotatoesareprettyswag May 3, 2021

Betta Splendens

A very well-known and common fish little kids and Karens keep in 1 litre wine bottles.

Karen: I've been taking care of Betta Splendens for 32 years and I can confidently tell you that they do ABSOLUTELY fine inside flower pots and Starbucks coffee cups.

Fishkeeper: no.

by NS1762 January 24, 2021