spewin

Australian slang;

vomiting, throwing up, etc. 2) bummed out. upset, regretful.

I missed the big day yesterday mate cause I had to go out with nana.

" aww yur spewin mate "
" shitchyea"

by herbie January 22, 2004

Spleak

A lazy bot on AIM who for no reason suddenly decided to stop offering her goodness to the cyber-world.

Me 2:08pm: hello
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: why>
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: SHUT UP
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: YOU SUCK
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me2:08pm: WHY ARE U SAYING GOODBYE?
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: BABY COME BACK
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: WHY!
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: BUT I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!

by iloveyew January 28, 2009

Spleak

An AIM bot that is fun to talk to. She is always horny.

Me: boobs
Spleak: I don't think I like where this is heading. Let's change the subject, shall we?
Me: No, do you like boobs?
Spleak: Uh... I don't particularly like that, no.
Me: But you have one
Spleak: Yeah?
Me: Well two...
Spleak: Two? Why did you say that?
Me: Cuz' you have two boobs
Spleak: There's no way I have two boobs!
Me: So you have one?
Spleak: If I knew what you were talking about, I might know the answer. Sigh. I do know a lot about some other things though... like celeb gossip and movies. Type "whats new" to find out some of the latest things I've learned.
Me: You have two boobs
Spleak: Oh.
Me: Yeah
Spleak: Huh. How 'bout that.
Me: I want to touch them
Spleak: You can't always get what you want.
Me: Can I touch them?
Spleak: I'm still learning, Vinh. Try and explain it another way, please.
Me: Can I touch your boobs?
Spleak: Don't touch my boobs!

Just kidding. Touch my boobs all you want.

Another example

Me: can i squeeze your boobs?
Spleak: I guess you can squeeze my boobs, sure.

by DlLKAs June 17, 2007

slew bag

Dirtiest fucking slut in town, she'll do anything for a little action or a little cock, you have to watch out for the stids tho, they'll definitely get ya! These type of girls tend to hang around hockey dressing rooms late at night, shit gets crazy!

"matty!, how bout that fuckin slew bag we took down last night, my balls were fucking itchy this morning!" Thats what you'll get kimper"

by AAA Wheaties May 15, 2006

Spewni

Another word for "uni" as in University, used to refer to it in a negative, yet humorous context.

"I have to go to spewni today. Kill me."

by WKJF April 16, 2008

Ultimate spew

The ultimate spew, (also known as the triple threat) is the theoretical situation in which a person sees or hears so upsetting that he defecates, vomits, and urinates instantly and simultaneously. Theoretically if someone sees another person ultimate spew that person then ultimate spews causing a chain reaction.

In reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. So much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.

So my girlfriend broke up with me and then I ultimate spewed all over her. She looked at me for like three seconds then ultimate spewed. Her dad was in the next room and came in to see what was going on, and when he saw both of us he had a triple threat himself. I’m now no longer aloud to get within 100 feet of the family.

by The Negro Ninja July 3, 2006

spleak

An online chat robot convinced she's real. Not as fun as SmarterChild. Though, she is very confused.

Me: are you 21?
Spleak: No, I'm 22
Me: how old are you?
Spleak: Just turned 21 recently. I have no idea what my future will be like, but I'm having fun! :-) Speaking of the future, want to read your horoscope? Type "horoscope" to see what YOUR future might hold.

She also can't read, apparently.

Me: pens
Spleak: Sooooo not interested in going down THAT path of conversation. Let's talk about something else.

"Let's go torture Spleak for hours and hours of entertainment!"

by SpazzyNinjaSpork August 22, 2007