spleef 

A rolled marajuana cigarette.
Fictional name for long-time internet gamer.

Let's roll a spleef and smoke like Popeye.

"Cops are fat" -spleef

spleef by spleef May 1, 2003

Spleef 

Ya. Me and some friends made this word up back in 1983 or 1984 in Brockton Massachusetts. A spleef is a marijuana joint. We also at the same time made up the word zabe, which was a term referring to a rolling paper. Making up terms and throwing them into the popular lexicon is like throwing shit against the wall, sometimes it sticks, sometimes not. Spleef stuck.

Two other terms we made up during this time referred to a woman's squishy spots. One was cum dumpster and the other was hog garage.

If we had a zabe we could roll a spleef.

Spleef by FatdogTavern March 26, 2022

spleef 

The process of ejaculating and farting simultaneously (generally used when referring to males); the male version of a queef.

When Jane was blowing Jimmy, he spleefed in her face. She never spoke to him again.

spleef by inajamm June 24, 2009

Spleef 

A variation/correct version of the word spliff.

I was down in Jamaica last week and I saw this guy smoking a huge spleef

Spleef by Alex Hartley July 10, 2007

Spleef 

An ambiguous verb that does not really explain what is occurring. Can be used in a good or bad way (see examples). Most commonly used with bodily parts.

Oh my god dude! My anus is spleefing!

That girl over there makes me want to spleef so hard.

Spleef by Gatapi October 9, 2011

spleef 

A dirty pterodactyl's bloody queef.

Did I just get covered in a heinous spleef?

spleef by purple elastic thunder April 13, 2011

spleef 

The act of improving on what once needed improvement.

Wow that looked like shit before I totally spleefed it out.

spleef by Steve115 December 10, 2006