Shattered Mast

N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken

"Wanna do some squats breh?"
"No thanks, still sore from a shattered mast"

by Mundungus Waferbop July 25, 2016

Splatter Dong

When you cum on a chicks pussy but not inside her then smack your still hard dong on the puddle of cum sitting on her clit and it splatters all over her stomach and thighs.

I splatter donged her so hard that the cum hit her face.

by dancing jake94 December 11, 2007

Splatter Back Special

The act of vigorously thrusting your shaft deep into a girl on her period, causing blood to splatter over your genitals and belly.

I gave Becky the ole splatter back special last night.

by SplatterKing October 26, 2013

splatterfuck

the act of having sexual intercourse and pulling the penis out of the vagina at the exact point of ejaculation, spraying semen everywhere and making an unexpected mess.

seldom popular with women outside of pornography, this manuever will likely result in a man being forced to wear a condom during all future sexual encounters.

by Dawn Davenport October 25, 2004

Shitter Splatter

Having the water in the toilet splash up and hit your ball sack and/or taint while taking a dump.

I ran in to the bathroom and dropped my pants just in time to unload a high pressure dump. If I didn't know better, I could have swore my dookie performed an epic cannonball from the high dive with the amount of Shitter Splatter I wiped off my sack.

by Ninjee Star March 25, 2013

scattered smothered and covered

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.

After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.

by poontang October 16, 2006

Russian Splatter

During anal sex, usually with a female, the person taking the sex farts, and follows through 'splattering' shit all over the penis. A curry, or any spicy food, can be eaten before hand to increase effectiveness

Ben: Omg did you hear about Jimmy?
Luke: No why?
Ben: Him and Sarah had anal, and she did a Russian Splatter!

by HydraForce July 16, 2014