spitch

anyone who stays indoors being entertained by some sort of electronic device (i.e. television, x box, ps3, youtube, flash games, gameboy, etc) instead of leaving the house for sports or friends.

Person A: hey invite john to come to the movie tonight
Person B: nah the guy's a spitch, he'll just stay at home
Person A: ya you're right. I forgot about that

by gamerkid90210 April 22, 2010

Spitching

The totally immense combination of the words 'spiffy' and 'bitching'!

Even though you look like a pimp in that pink jacket and oversized wicker hat, it's spitching!

by Whore McBitchwhip July 18, 2010

spilcher

n. A semi-attractive girl who fancies herself more attractive than she really is, and touts a rotten, arrogant personality to boot.

v. To spend unnecessary amounts of energy trying to let people know you're better than them, even if the other person does not even know or care about them.

"what is up with all this drama she's always trying to cause?" "i don't know, she's just spilcherin', thinking life is like high school. she'll grow up one day.. maybe"

by flowersarepretty May 8, 2010

spooch

1 - (noun) - semen
2 - (verb) - a man's climax

1 - Ew! Don't put that spooch in her drink!

2 - He spooched all over yesterday

by Cassi S. August 31, 2004

Spinched

To be "Spinched" means to be high off of smoking weed.

Im so "Spinched" right now man.

by the one who made it up October 18, 2011

Squeedily Spooch

The irken equivelent of an organ, it controls all bodily functions.

Hurts when hit by dodge ball.

"auugh! My Squeedily Spooch!"

by got_human? February 10, 2005

Spinchter Slurpee

When whip cream is injected into the anus and a straw is used to removed the dirty whip cream from the recipients anus

Guy: Hey babe can I get a sphincter slurpee for desert tonight
Girl: sure honey, get the whip cream into my anus

Guy: I’ll make sure to get it all out

Spinchter Slurpee

by Clear Spring Squad July 3, 2018