Spiderwebbing

The act of farting out semen after anal sex.

Trisha began spiderwebbing in the bathroom after i fucked her in the ass.

by Claytonicus October 14, 2008

spiderwebbed

state of the windscreen or glass after a high velocity local impact at . A visual onometopeia, as cracks proceed from the epicenter of impact, radially outwards, much like a spider's web.

i was thrown violently against the windscreen, and rebounded into the air.. i am ok but i spiderwebbed the windscreen beyond repair.

by sid June 27, 2004

spiderweb

to shoot your load on a womans face!

last night i was getting a blow job and i pulled out and spiderwebed her!

by 40oz.killa November 7, 2006

Spiderweb

A spiderweb occurs when you drop your phone or other device at just the right angle so that the crack starts at the top left or right corner and ends at the side

Person.1 (drops phone) OOHHH SHIT MY PHONE!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Person.2 WOAH, LOOK AT THE SPIDERWEB ON THAT ONE!!!!!!!
Person.1 screw you man.

by xXx_MLG420BLAZEIT2D@NK4UM8_xXx September 18, 2016

spiderweb8989

spiderweb8989 is a super swag super awesome human

Wow have u seen that really cool amazing super swag person over there??

Ye I have, thats spiderweb8989 🐎

by Suzy sheep ig June 10, 2021

spiderweb

when semen gets stuck on seperate strands of pubes, forming structure which closely resembles a spider's web.

josh: dude you have a total spiderweb right now
dude: i know bro i saw this hot chick i couldnt hold it in

by mr floopy August 24, 2022

Fly in a Spiderweb

To chew a piece of gum for a long time to the point that it becomes tasteless and then eating a tick tack to add more flavor the piece of gum. The gum surrounds the tick tack in a way similar to a fly being trapped in a web.

John: Dammit this is my last piece of gum and it tastes like tofu now.
Dashawn: I got this tick tack, fly in a spiderweb that shit.

by CDRIZZLE April 16, 2013