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spermherder

One who is of a slutty nature and enjoys the presence of sperm in on or around their persons.
My ex is a spermherder was always taken what she could get whereever it was from.
by Brandon9001 October 3, 2006
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spermeable

an individual or body part that looks very worthy of being semened upon
"Hey, have you seen that new intern?"
"Yeah man, her tits are spermeable as fuck!"
by indianbradpitt July 13, 2012
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Spermed

A replacement word used instead of "jizzed"
Erica says "Ew Bob you just spermed on that stuffed animal"
by naasty May 8, 2010
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Shermer's First Law of Intelligence

From a Penn & Teller show, a quote from Michael Shermer: "Smart people are very good at rationalising things they came to believe for unsmart reasons."
You might think Creationism boasts a few fine minds, but just remember Shermer's First Law of Intelligence.
by Fearman December 28, 2007
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spergery

also written 'spergery, with an apostrophe

1. a. describes something having to do with Asperger syndrome, or extremely nerdy, obsessive, or social-skill-lacking behavior.

2. n Asperger's like behavior or atmosphere. Describes an activity nobody with a life/social skills would or should attempt. Examples include spending hours with spreadsheets figuring out the inner workings of an online game, or trying to get Linux to work. Not being able to take a joke about Linux would certainly fall under this term.
"Funny how the whole EV thing is almost unmentioned in the game itself and it took internet 'spergery to figure out how the leveling system really worked." From a Warhammer 40,000 forum

“Foobar requires so much spergery that even I could only stand to use it for like a day.” (describing a highly customizable music player)

on religion: "Higher IQ people with 'spergery tendencies don't care about this, because they have no need to connect with any community."
by gunbladezero May 17, 2010
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spermese mountain dog

n., after properly cumming inside of your partner, you call your dog over and tell it to sloppily lick the sperm out of your partner's cavity
friend: "hey man what'd you do last night?"

you: "I gave some chick a spermese mountain dog with my dog Rudy"

friend: "tight boss"
by DrillDogTaylor December 22, 2010
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spermdroid

Robot wich injects sperm from donors into the female's vagina to get her pregnant.

This will be invented in 2045 by arnold sputnik.
Problem :Lesbian chick wants to get pregnant.

Solution :Get her a spermdroid for her birthday.(Now for only $199.99)
by lorenzor March 11, 2009
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