sperm burp

After a long night of drinking beer, your recieve oral sex, and bust in her mouth, after swallowing, the carbonation from your nut butter causes her to burp.

Last night your mom had a nasy case of the sperm burps.

by riotchilde June 1, 2006

Spermslurpper

A male who meets male strangers for the sole purpose of eating their sperm discreetly.

I'm looking for a Spermslurpper to get me off.

by Spermslurpper (Bob) May 4, 2009

spermbrows

when ones eyebrows resembles that of a sperm's anatomy

"Check that chick out, she waxed her eyebrows into spermbrows!"

by Guntottingknight August 16, 2007

spermburst

nutting on to a starburst and then eating it

jorie totally loved my spermburst after she wacked me off

by aperson23434 September 30, 2010

Spergburg

Pronounced Spurgberg

When a person with Aspergers/autism is enclosed on either side by two regular citizens. Similar to how a hamburger has a meat patty enclosed by bread buns. Sperg is derived from Aspergers.

My friend and I were helping out at a special school when I suddenly realised that we had unknowingly created a spergburg.

by NiceMeme_ December 18, 2015

spermbird

1. Another word for penis.

2. A inappropriate way to say stork.

3. A bird and or parrot that sits on a pirates shoulder for the sole purpose of jacking off to.

1. That guy got his spermbird cut off.

2.Boy: Mommy where do babies come from.
Mom: The spermbird, sweety.
Boy: ????

3. Long John: Arrgh I lost me spermbird!!!!!

by Floppy Cock August 17, 2008

Spermbrow

When someone's eyebrows look like sperm cells

She has spermbrows

by Dotbird July 16, 2016