Speed Jocked

When rolling in your whip on the street a slow driver pops infront of you making you decrease your speed

Hey niggah im sorry that im late this bitch Speed Jocked me i was doing 65 and she made me do 30

by lilnater July 12, 2009

Speedo Juice

The remaining water in a speedo after you take it off, fun to rinse on people.

Lewis: "Hey"
Michael: "What?"
Lewis: "SPEEDO JUICE!"
Michael: "Ahhhhh!!!"
Lewis: "Hahahaha!!!"

by Mitchell and Ben August 25, 2005

speed jacking

Attempting to perform (or make the sound of) someone jacking-off at an immense speed.

"I heard my parents come in the house, so i began speed jacking to finish quickly."

by Capt. Ginger July 1, 2017

Speed Jerking

The act of jerking ones member at an unusually fast pace - hurried masturbation. Risk of injury can occur. Speed jerking should only be done in times of emergencies and/or used at ones discretion.

Pete can usually be found speed jerking at work in order to get to his next meeting on time.

by vandalny721 July 16, 2019

Speed-jay-skipping

Skipping across the street at a quick pace without using a crosswalk.

"Speed-jay-skipping across University got to class this morning."

by Marsden2374 November 2, 2008

Speedo-Jerk

When you wear black speedo bicycle pants , smoke a marlboro light, and jack off, very quickly, lying on the hood of your maroon chevy cavalier while listening to Journey in a rural setting, privately.

The thought of her firm breasts and round ass drove the "Little Guy" to Speedo-Jerk.
(Bzzzzzzzzzzz!)

by Kent Spent August 18, 2008

New Jersey Speed Bag

When a lady squats above you whilst you are laying flat and attempts to give you a Cleveland steamer, you immediately react by applying an uppercut to the lady's rectum and forcing the would be Mr. Hanky back from wence it came.

I was with this crazy ass freak last night! She tried to give me the ole' Cleveland steamer so I gave her the New Jersey Speed Bag instead!

by New Jersey Speed Bag ASC. January 12, 2020