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spill your seed outside of me

To practice the "withdrawal" method during sex with a woman; ie "pull and shoot".
Sally: “I’m prepared to do my duty as your wife, but I ask that you spill your seed outside of me.”

Randall: "But Honey, I don't want to make a mess on our new wallpaper."
by Alley G December 14, 2012
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mexican speed bath

Douching yourself with axe and or old spice aerosol spray
Didn't have time to shower, Mexican speed bath time
by Csmith July 22, 2014
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mexican speed wrench

In its most literal form, any member of the wrench family featuring a screw-adjustable aperture, allowing one wrench to fit any sized nut or bolt. While not the ideal tool for the job, the mexican speed wrench is the fastest.
Is that bolt there a 15mm or 16mm? Ah, fuck it. Hand me the mexican speed wrench.
by dbbartender October 1, 2006
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Mexican Speed Bag

When your girl works your ball sack with both fists like a speed bag at the gym all whilst you sing the popular Mexican song Cielito lindo otherwise known as the Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay song at the top of your lungs.
Sonja was beating Carl’s balls good as he loves a Mexican speed bag.

Through the thin walls of his apartment, the sounds of Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Canta y no llores could be heard.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
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Medium-speed Neck

The act of giving Oral sex, stopping mid-way, looking up at your partner, and walking away.
I was watching tv when yo girl came down and gave me that medium-speed neck.

Out of fastnecking, slownecking and medium-speed necking, i prefer the latter.
by Anonymus white guy January 2, 2011
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Mexican speed monkey

When a person does a line of any snorted drug off of a monkey's ass then licks the anis of the monkey
Dude I did a Mexican speed monkey last night
by MetalMan95100 March 17, 2010
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mexican speed train

Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it
Do not Mexican speed train me!
by county boy 101 February 27, 2014
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