The Grassy Knoll Speedrun

When you become president and do a speedrun of fixing as many problems as you can before you get assassinated by the CIA.

Jessie Ventura totally would've nailed The Grassy Knoll Speedrun.

by TheGatorAndTheCat March 16, 2022

Sex speedrun

When a man or a woman attempt to have an orgasm in the shortest time possible

Man 1 Yo dude I heard you had a Sex Speedrun with grace yesterday
Man 2 Yeah dude I beat the world record and lasted 2 seconds

by Cuumchalice May 26, 2020

Hotline Miami Speedrun

Playing or replaying a level in a game so much that you can quickly and flawlessly complete it.

After playing through Titanfall 2 on every difficulty, playing through again was like a Hotline Miami Speedrun.

by Onion_Boy.png August 22, 2017

Sedrunktive.

When you're really drunk and you think you can pull off a sexy face, and you go for it, whether you succeed or not, you're being "sedrunktive."

Ashley's on her firth beer, and she' s getting all sedrunktive.

by The Duke of Downtown December 13, 2014

Life speedrun

Basically it means go die faster.

Person 1: You suck at this game!
Person 2: go life speedrun

by SomebodyDoingStuff March 23, 2021

cum speedrun

A cum speedrun is a speedrun where the speedrunner has to cum on every free porn website there is in the internet (xhamster, pornhub, xvideos, and so go on). This mean that after every cum you have to go on other website and keep going cum without any rest until you finish going into all porn websites.

Guy 1: Barry just said he did a cum speedrun.
Guy 2: he's Dry Balls Barry now.

by dumbballs69 November 23, 2021

Homework Speedrun

Term used when you try to do a semester's worth of online homework within the 14 day free trial of the program.

"Hey man did you buy the homework program?"
"Nah, I just am gonna do a homework speedrun"

by Sad College Student May 3, 2018