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Sped Speeder

A.K.A the short bus.

Retards go to school in this including people with down syndrome, cystic fibrosis, and etc.
The sped speeder aint a bus at all. Its a chevy van with seatbelts and speakers playing "Happy" music.
by Mike Kobi November 19, 2003
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Spender

1. The best damn moderator anyone EVUH did see.

2. A person of excessive sexiness when in the field of combat.
That Spender, why, he's such a great mod that he just makes me want to touch myself!
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follow the speeder

A phenomenon in which other motorists wishing to speed locate a speeder, and all follow him or her in hope that if a police officer is waiting to pull a speeding car over that the only one who will get the ticket will be the person in front. Can also be used to give people behind the person in front time to slow down if the person in front spots a patrol car. This will sometimes work, but police will sometimes use 'speed traps' to set up several patrol cars down the road so they can pull a pack of cars over.
I was too tired to look for cop cars that day, so when I saw a car speeding along in the left lane at 85 mph with another car close behind, I put on my blinker and played a bit of 'follow the speeder'.
by ShadowCreator October 5, 2007
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sledder chest

A sledder chest is when your chest and gut form a perfect ski jump slope. At the end of the jump or "the table" you would hit and launch a jump of maximum "fly" distance. The perfect sledder chest would land a sledder in the worlds record for distance. The gut portion that forms this perfect sledder chest is known as an SCSG.
Pillz: Yo check out that dude's sledder chest. He cant get any closer to the table as a result. His chest also acts as a bib for food collection.
Mich: Yeah he's totally bibbing up BIBBED UP like chi chi.
by 1337c0d3d00d May 18, 2016
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Smedders

A smedders is a snack medley, often referred to as a smedely. Commonly, a combination of nuts, crisps, cheddars, scratchings, and other salted snacks available in a British pub. Debate rages as to whether individual components of a smedders can be mixed together in a separate receptacle.
"Barry, can you run to the pub and get the smedders in, the boys are starving. But for goodness sake, do not mix the smedders until Joe arrives"
by Cripper June 9, 2018
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Speeder

Guy1:look a speeder
Guy2 let's get away while we still can
by This is how my shit is April 28, 2020
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speader

Someone, most frequently a "sussy baka", who is extremely fast at doing your mom.
"Yo I saw this Bread dude hanging around the block the other day, he a chill dude?"
"Nah, I hear he's a real speader 😖🖐"
by Snaledude January 31, 2022
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