Spearmint Rhino

The act of one individual placing a strap-on dildo on his/her head, lubricating it with Dr. Bronner's all natural menthol spearmint soap, and proceeding to penetrate his/her partner's asshole. It is preferred for the "rhino" to penetrate at a full running charge. Technically speaking, this is a modified screwnicorn.

Ooooooo-weeeeeee! Damn that spearmint rhino was refreshing. It's like my asshole just brushed it's teeth.

by Wild Hog March 9, 2011

spearing the whale

Very complicated but first you need to put on a rain coat, then you'll need a kiddy pool, and of course the fattest, whitest chick you can find. After that you fuck the fat bitch in the pool. Now for the coup de grace, you kick her in the throat and listen to her moan and make whale noises, and finally you get the fuck out of there!

Rick: I went spearing the whale yesterday and i totally pwned that fat cunt.

Rob: Dude that's fucking disgusting.

Rick: I'll fucking kill you.

by john to the b February 7, 2008

spearminated

Term coined to describe Jamie Lynn Spears being knocked the fuck up; credit for this glorious term goes to babloo328 on Livejournal

Omg yall have you been on ONTD today? Jamie Lynn Spears has been spearminated!

by lifeincairo WHOOP WHOOP January 7, 2008

Russian Spearman

When you use your wang as a spear and rum through the bedroom door screaming Russian war chants as you dive on the bed and spear the woman in the vag

Ryan: Wanna do the Russian Spearman?

Tanisha: Yea sure but what if you miss?

Ryan: That's okay I'll be going so fast that I'll create a hole wherever I land.

by Mista Bronx January 1, 2015

Britney Spearsin It

When the ratio of kids in your car is more than the amount of seltbelts available.

"We took all 5 kids for an icecream in the car and were Britney Spearsin It.

by M1977 February 26, 2008

spearmint

better than mint

Yo, that shit's spearmint!

by Chris That Guy October 25, 2007

Spearing

verb, the act of grabbing ones ear while giving oral and ramming ones penis into their partners thoart

thomas's girlfreind pissed him off early so he waited till she was giving him head then grab her ears and rammed his penis into the back of her thoart spearing her viciously

by TCWalsh April 19, 2010