Spears

Noun: An idiot.

Don't be such a spears

Spears by MyNameIsDave November 2, 2016

Spears

A regal and highly favored surname. Most with this name are exceptional and have very high standards

That girl has spears like qualities.

Spears by kevroyh December 15, 2022

Spears of Doom 

When you have about 3-6 days of facial hair growth, but it is still at the rough gritty stage. This facial hair is slightly longer than a normal 5 O'clock shadow or scruff. So this facial hair is the perfect combination of length and roughness to be dangerous when anyone touches it.

Last night I was trying to make out with my girlfriend, but my millions of little Spears of Doom were cutting her face.

Spears of Doom by straitm December 18, 2011

Spears syndrome 

A condition where an ugly girl thinks she is America's next top model.

The way that coyote ugly was strutting and posing through the wal-mart, she must have contracted a terminal case of Spears syndrome.

Spears syndrome by Tawnie May 28, 2005

spears-crazy 

Wildly and publicly out of control. Typically descriptive of an out of control female's behavior.

That bitch was spears-crazy drunk! She fell off the porch and then wrecked two cars trying to drive home.

spears-crazy by E-DubW January 11, 2009

Spears-shear 

Spears-shear: (Verb) To shave one's head in fear of a court ordered hair sample drug test.

Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"

Ochris: "Legal, obviously."

Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."

Spears-shear by Bustya Lipbitch April 24, 2008

Litney Spears

Substantially more than the normal amount of ‘lit’

Guys, we’re getting Litney Spears tonight!

Litney Spears by Georgina McInnes October 10, 2018