Spasmgasm

When the sound of one's orgasm most resembles the sounds he/she would make when having a seizure.

Last night my girlfriend had a spasmgasm. I thought a baby seal was dying.

by AxelScar December 21, 2009

Spasmgasm

(n)- To ejaculate uncontrollably during any given time

Johnny had a spasmgasm during his committee meeting.

by John Kellis Fernando January 6, 2007

Soda Spasm

The pain you feel in your throat from drinking a soda too fast.

Ohhh, (water running from you eyes)hang on I just had a soda spasm.

by Greg Sparkman May 14, 2005

noob-spasm

the act of a noob having a mini-seizure due to its inability to comprehend what is happening around it. This can happen because there is either an athority figure around that is telling the noob what to do, or it may just be getting pwned too hard by the noobius eradicus

noobious eradicus:
-"Oh my god i was pwning the other team single-handedly the other day, and one of them had a noob-spasm! hahaha!"

by PGAtour09pwnt December 9, 2008

Gasm Spasm

The vaginal contractions that occur during intense female orgasms. This exerts pressure on the penis causing tremendous pleasure for everyone!

"Ooohh Ahhhh oooooohhhh YESSS"... Now THAT was a HUGE gasm spasm.

by Ian Lawless June 19, 2006

Smasmortion

The baby word to be used for adult word abortion because some people ar to delicate to hear the word

Why dont you have a smasmortion at the smasmortion clinic!?

by Peaches on the vine January 13, 2009

spasm chasm

vagina - common in low grade pornographic literature in the 1970

"I rammed my thrusting love muscle deep into her spasm chasm"

by Spycho August 4, 2003