spamach

Large figure typically with Googily eyes often seen at panera bread Plainview new york. Hates everything and loves to masturbate.

Spamach went to the supermarket.

by Her Mathias The second December 19, 2013

Spasmgasm

When the sound of one's orgasm most resembles the sounds he/she would make when having a seizure.

Last night my girlfriend had a spasmgasm. I thought a baby seal was dying.

by AxelScar December 21, 2009

Spammable

1) a) (Adj.) Something that can be spammed easily, quickly, and with little or no consequence. b) (Adj.)A video game skill or action that can be (and often is) used multiple times in rapid succession. (e.g., Repeated melee attacks, spam fireball)

Facebook walls are easily spammable.

"How'd you beat the boss?" "I used jump kick over and over again." "Oh yeah, that attack is really spammable."

by marine6 October 2, 2009

Spasmgasm

(n)- To ejaculate uncontrollably during any given time

Johnny had a spasmgasm during his committee meeting.

by John Kellis Fernando January 6, 2007

spamalanche

An excess flood of spam.
Usually occurs during a chat or when opening your email inbox.

(In a chatroom)
6ubl3rf4n: I know, so cool
DarkLight: mah fav movie 2
random spammer: *&^*(OIUGHUIHGtghy97tfy7y9u9ugt7yfut7ig
random spammer: UIHGY(&T&YUIH&y80iout798^&(*^*Uihgyihgt79y*U
random spammer: T&*OUIYT*UOIHGTY*89uiokj
random spammer: ty9oihgft7989
DarkLight: hey! stop that
random spammer: UYOIHGYui809iuhoj
DarkLight: wat going on?
6ubl3rf4n: Oh noes! run its a spamalanche!

(when opening your inbox)
George: What th--? 20 new emails?
Jayne: 20? Who're they from?
George: Ah, forget about it. They're all spam...
Jayne: (laughes) you've just been hit by a spamalanche

by 6ubl3rf4n April 15, 2009

Spamanda

An online bully, a troll, who likes to spam with her opinion, but God forbid if you fight back!

Usually, insults are pretty lame. Tend to focus on personal information.

God you're so nasty! You're such a Spamanda!

Shut up, you're a twat. And you have no friends

by BettyBottomsup April 20, 2010

Soda Spasm

The pain you feel in your throat from drinking a soda too fast.

Ohhh, (water running from you eyes)hang on I just had a soda spasm.

by Greg Sparkman May 14, 2005