wiener sparring

the act of two men, fully erect, spar (fight ) with their wieners, until one man begs gives up.

Angry with each other over a recent dispute, Steven and Christopher decided to solve it by wiener sparring. Christopher won and Steven limped away ashamed of his insufficient wiener

by Big Timber 69 April 19, 2009

Bitch Sparring

Bitch sparring is defined purely by any amount of ppl - predominantly and respectively, just 2..... please ! Vocally roasting one another ,ie
“Bitch sparring ?”
“Yeah “

“I mean they’ re bitch sparring!”
Fighting with words like bitches!!

They proper bitch sparring!!

by keZ007G October 12, 2018

Schizo Sparring

Fighting your own imaginations. Just like shadow boxing but a little more lifelike.

Me and the gang(Imagination) were out doing some light schizo sparring before the workout.

by anonymous November 21, 2023

I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali

the man, the myth, the legend. the man that sparred for Mohammed ali.

The legend: You wanna fight?
Man 1/2: woah woah woah!
The legend: I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali, i'll take any two of you on right now!
man 1: What? Mohammed? Ali?! *gulp*
the legend: thats right!
man 1: *laughs*

by Kumbear December 16, 2022

Sparrington

Proper noun

Sparrow+Norrington=Sparrington

A particular category of fanfic from the potc fandom.
The slash pairing of the characters Jack Sparrow and Commodore Norrington of Pirates of the Carribean in a romantic/sexual relationship.
Often otp, sometimes noncon, or even both.

Sparrington is the hottest PotC slash out there.

I'm jonesing for some Sparrington!

by seems_innocent January 4, 2004

Pornography starring your mother

pornography with your mother in it, either biological or adoptive.

Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today
-spy

by CrungleChugger97 November 17, 2021

sparting

Farting, except with sparkles. You can see this in the two movies, "Angry Birds" and "Trolls."

"Say again how sparting on me creates camouflage !?"

by dw8177 April 13, 2017