Spangled

Stumbling around a music festival preferably on serotonin enhancing substances and wearing something sparkly, having the time of your life

Sweetie, I feel so spangled. Yaaaaaaaaay. Quick basement jaxx are on!

by Waify October 28, 2017

Spangled

Spangled: getting shitfaced beyond the level of your average shitfaced state

I was spangled last night

by Spangled: getting shitfaced be April 20, 2020

Spangled

adjective.
Rhyming slang for the word mangled, used to describe a state of being fucked up.

"Dude, I'm spangled!"
"He looks so fucked up, what a spangled unit!"

by Dookykoots January 14, 2018

Spangled

The act of eating, shitting out, and getting generally owned by food from Spangles. Spangles is crappy burger place based in Wichita, Ks.

You hungry? No man, I just got Spangled about an hour ago, my ass is on fire.

by Badforce September 15, 2008

spangled

From the National Anthem at an OU home football game:
To shart (shit and fart at the same time) oneself.

I just spangled a little in my panties.

by Amy Kemp September 9, 2004

Spangled

To be fucked over by someone or something

“Damn bro, pat fully spangled me last night when he locked me out of the house”

by Doc96 June 25, 2021

Spangled eggs

Scrambled eggs with crushed Mandy sprinkled over the top

“Ah chef Massafra these pingers aren’t doing anything, whip me up sum spangled eggs”
“Dw I got you g”

by Kethead Keith May 7, 2018