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Spangled 

Spangled: getting shitfaced beyond the level of your average shitfaced state
I was spangled last night

Spangled 

adjective.
Rhyming slang for the word mangled, used to describe a state of being fucked up.
"Dude, I'm spangled!"
"He looks so fucked up, what a spangled unit!"
Spangled by Dookykoots January 14, 2018

Spangled 

The act of eating, shitting out, and getting generally owned by food from Spangles. Spangles is crappy burger place based in Wichita, Ks.
You hungry? No man, I just got Spangled about an hour ago, my ass is on fire.
Spangled by Badforce September 15, 2008

spangled 

From the National Anthem at an OU home football game:
To shart (shit and fart at the same time) oneself.
I just spangled a little in my panties.
spangled by Amy Kemp September 9, 2004

Spangled 

Damn bro, pat fully spangled me last night when he locked me out of the house
Spangled by Doc96 June 25, 2021

Spangled eggs 

“Ah chef Massafra these pingers aren’t doing anything, whip me up sum spangled eggs”
“Dw I got you g”