Sparx maths

A great way to get clinical depression

Robber: Give me the money now or I’ll make you do sparx maths bitch

Me: here you go

by An Australian sandwich i guess April 25, 2023

Spalingle

A word you can literally use in place for any other word. In any language. Ever.

Dude I totally spalingled that spalingled, if you're spalinglin' me, you spalingle?

by TrollInTheDungeons June 14, 2011

Spalled

(past tense) (adverb) 1. to form a mental image with devious intent, 2. to achieve a result by taking the quickest and most impulsive path rather than the most logical and deliberate one.

Guy -

"It took a lot of spalling but I finally figured out how to rob the place."

Guy -

"So I glimped the kneecaps off the youngfella 'coz that's just the way I spalled it."

by Hawky1 July 6, 2011

Sparx Maths

A website that was somehow made by a disgusting sub-human entity. There 10 tasks, which in turn all contain anywhere from 5 to 20 questions EACH. And on top of that, it prompts you with disgusting little "minigames" which are just optional pieces of homework that no one in their right mind would purposely choose to complete.

Sparx Maths: "Solve this quadratic and find the value of X when raised to the power of 62 divided by 3 and then use it to calculate the first 7 terms of this sequence."

Me: *skips the Sparx Maths question because whatthehell*

Teacher:"EWHY DIDNT SYOU ASKDGF OR HELP WFROM A PARENT WIUTH YOUR SPARX MATHS"

by Sbeb January 12, 2023

Spaxl

Also known as Axl. The retarded singer in the same band as Goosetard. He has an awful and high singing voice and likes to have goose fits with Goosetard while making people's ears bleed.

Spaxl: Come on Adam lets do some powerslides.

Goosetard: Ok, I'll do my awesome 10 12 solo

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

spalooshie

The act of performing a handjob while your partner is vomiting. Similar in principle to a blumpkin.

Sara: Oh my God, like, Ben was SO drunk last night, he like threw up while I was giving him a handjob!
Katie: EW GROSS I HATE SPALOOSHIES

by thedanceofstvincent April 3, 2015

lisa sparxxx

American adult film star, with a hot ass and huge tits, she is reputed to hold the world gang bang record, having sex with 919 men in one day. She also appears in several milf orientated films, despite only being 25.

Lisa Sparxx is the reason I love porn

by BarryJ June 11, 2006