spazmosis

A condition inadvertently acquired by prolonged association with a clumsy/spastic person.

I am afraid to hang out with that clumsy guy, Sam, due to the probable occurrence of spazmosis.

by SpazOne November 22, 2011

spazmofucker

A really retarded person, a total knob end. There so stupid they can't put thier arms straight.
They also have an uncanny abuility to do someting correctly, but make it look really stupid.

What the hell are you doing with your arms?! You stupid spazmofucker

by Loafer April 1, 2004

spazmotron

A geeky nerd that is hyper intelligent yet also completelyspastic. It is well know for throwing unexpected and outrageous spasms during it's most intelligent moments typing away on its Windows 95 PC.

"Look at that spazmotron smash up his keyboard playing minesweeper."

by Peckerama March 22, 2008

Spazmodulified

To be Spazmodulified one has to be suffering the effects of mind altering drugs and unable to function as well as they normally would. To be intoxicated. To be incapacitated.

At the party the young man was Spazmodulified.

I am totally Spazmodulified.

I'm pure spazmodulified out my bin by the way!

Let's get spazmodulified.

by Honky_Tonk_Dixie February 25, 2009

Spazmodical

1. A really stupid person

2. Someone who does really stupid things

I can't believe you did that, you Spazmodical!

by Tiger1i1y December 21, 2009

spazmophobia

spazmophobia Is when you are afraid of disabled people.

“Gerald your making my spazmophobia Flare up please fuck off”

by DEFINITION King69420 November 13, 2020

Spazmoid

An insulting word often used to describe someone's stupidity. Commonly used by the younger generation of 12 year olds who try to be hard but not sweary.

Douglas, those were my depression tablets, they aren't a snack you spazmoid!

by ShakespeareAdmirer April 20, 2019