Just another random human who spawned in a country where there was no shortage of people. Sparkfeasts are pro at gaming, and good at math.
by Sparkfeast March 29, 2021
Get the Sparkfeast mug.An Australian term meaning a shady character who buys up all the dogboxes (rental property) in his suburb, then rents then out for a packet to loser renters, then sits back on a beach in Thailand living off his profits. He might boast about his achievements on property forums like the Zetaboards Australian Property Forum and then he'll get called a troll by all the other bitter loser renters there.
Damn! Frank is such a fucking specufestor. That parasite is out in Thailand drinking and shagging all day while all my hard earned wages pay the rent that pays for his lifestyle! Wish I'd bought a house before the boom like Shady advised me to do, then I wouldn't be stuck living in this shithole with Sean and Wulfie paying rent to Frank.
by Zoran CC November 14, 2010
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by Sidnee and Jason July 2, 2008
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Oh man...I was f-ed up last night. I drank a handle of warm Mr. Boston gin and had a suckfest in the laundromat with a couple of homeless people.
by Steve Jordan May 15, 2006
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by Specufestorlol December 16, 2008
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