spacially challenged

someone who cannot for the life of them tell what fits where

Damn that leftover pasta didn't fit in that box." "Well, duh! You're spacially challenged!

by ahoad June 14, 2011

spacial profiling

when you have an empty seat next to you on the plane, and you watch everyone getting on board, hoping no fat people sit next to you.

"Dude, I scored a nice window seat on my 6 hour flight, but a fat man ended up sitting in the middle seat next to me. I didn't even see him coming."
"Weren't you spacial profiling?"

by Bryson Taylor January 21, 2010

Spacial Nut

When you NUT so hard, the semen doesn't appear until 5 minutes after. You will nut, but the semen will be trapped between time and space for 5 minutes, before reappearing in the position where you busted you nut.

Jesus: Oh shit, I accidentally Spacial Nutted again. I'd better leave before my semen appears.

*5 minutes later*

José: Oh my god jesus what the fuck is this where did it come from?!

by Spoom1901 August 19, 2019

Spacial Profiling

Much like racial profiling except towards obese people. Discriminating against fat people.

"Yo, tell that fat b!tch that she's gonna have to drop some weight b/f she puts on this uniform. I don't care if it's spacial profiling or how good she is, she's fat!!'

by Comanche Jackson January 5, 2012

spacially active

To be spacially active is to be active in posting status updates on myspace

GIRL 1: I am spacially active.
GIRL 2: OK cool. I'll look you up (on myspace).

by Reindizzle May 4, 2010

Spacial Clutter Rage

Anger caused by too many things or people getting in the way while attempting to do something else, especially when in a hurry.

The huge mountain of stuff that was building up on my desk caused me to have an attack of spacial clutter rage while attempting to wrap a parcel.

by dragophelion April 6, 2006

SDD - Spacial Distribution Disorder

The disorder of not knowing where your body ends and other things begin, which often results in running into doors, walls and coffee tables. You can identify a sufferer by the bruises on their arms and legs.

John isn't a clutz he suffers from SDD - Spacial Distribution Disorder.

by JustJeffInDC August 11, 2009