Sorted

Getting fucked up, but not blacking out all the way.

Jessica went to a party on Saturday at the Woodlands and got sorted on shots of vodka but didnt blackout.

by Jessbama January 26, 2012

Sorted

A way of letting people know that you have completed a task, or a way of giving thanks to someone for completing a task.

Tom: “Grace I’ll send you the homework if you turn your AirDrop on”

Grace: “I’ve turned it on”

Tom: “Sorted!”

by Tom.123 October 10, 2018

SORTED

Sorted is the feeling you get when your life is in order. You feel sorted when you solve a hard problem in a blink of an eye. It may be dodging weekend work briefs from the boss or ordering food online without surfing 100 restaurants in the app.

That is exactly how you feel when you subscribe to Meal Plans by Sorted. Because then, you can just relax and delicious food will reach your doorstep every single day without fail. And you know that the food is balanced & healthy and cooked in hygienic kitchens too.

Sorted App's Weekly Meal Plan has made my life easy. Now every day, they send yummy foods to my home that too on time.

by Sorted June 21, 2022

Sorted

Handled properly and as necessary, giving one what is deserved.

Let's go get that pedo sorted

by Setkhaos84 September 3, 2022

Sorted

organized; arranged; fixed up.

"“And your social commitments?” “They're well sorted.”"

by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025

Sorted out for E's and Wizz

Someone who is sorted out for E's and Wizz had bought some drugs (most likely ecstasy and speed) in order to have a good night in English club, British pub or UK festival. This sentence is mostly known for being a name for a song by British indie band called the Pulp. Jarvis (guy who wrote tis song) first heard 'Sorted out for E's and Wizz' from his (girl?)friend and he thought that this sentence is genius.

-Mate, can you sort me out for E's and Wizz?
-No, but i have kittens
-Ok. Miaow will do. Cheers.
-Cheers. See you in a bit

Oh, is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?
Or just 20,000 people standing in a field?
And I don't quite understand just what this feeling is
But that's okay cos we're all sorted out for E's and wizz

(the Pulp)

by sergio jose da silva April 26, 2011

Sorted Out

Getting your lights smacked out by someone else because you did something wrong.

''Hey, what on earth did you do in the pub last Friday? Bob, you need to get yourself sorted out!''

by 147mphonaA4sheet February 8, 2013