spongible

A person who has no particular skill or specialist knowledge, but who is regarded as capable of doing reasonably well across a range of responsibilities; and whose principal value to a business is an ability to absorb new information quickly. Often working in financial services, a spongible person will never set the market alight, but is ideal for fighting fires.

Banker 1: Tyson has lost the bank millions, we need to appoint someone who can quickly grasp the issues but won't be missed in his current job and won't go after mine.

Banker 2: Use Will: he's spongible.

by RammyT July 6, 2012

Spongie

A name typically given to the male viewers/fans (whether they are straight, gay, bisexual, etc.) of the Spongebob Squarepants franchise. They typically do not give in to the hype that males aren't allowed to enjoy things that may be intended for females.

Hey I hear that kid is a spongie

by Howard Brawnard February 6, 2014

songify

1. to make stuff into a song
2. to make a song...out of stuff...

that wasn't originally

intended to be a song.

Autotune the news rules. songify

by Mame550 August 22, 2010

soontimes

slang meaning soon or sometime

lets chill soontimes

by JoelTheSexGod January 25, 2010

bongin' and slongin'

getting high and having sex

Dude last weekend was so crazy, I found this smokin chick and we went bongin' and slongin'!

by evilsatar August 4, 2010

spongitude

n. spongitude: The ability to multitask by auditing while listening to your managers rant and rave.

Bob demonstrated some solid spongitude the other day while Carl was complaining about his other engagement teams. He got all of his testing and reviews completed.

by nym1 November 9, 2011

sponging poons

Bodyboarders who can not get a female mate. They find their pleasure in spooning other male spongers. They also like to take pictures of themselves and say they just landed a trick, but saying the camera was too slow to get it, hence, the added word poon

Dustin and Brandon are sponging poons, after an exhausting day of kicking their fins and bitching about girls beating them, they go home to undress and spoon in the bed, often watching Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.

by Ashley June 5, 2004