Soonie 

Quiet, meek, gentle, or feminine. The name is originated from the group of intelligible Min Nan Chinese Southeastern China, Taiwan, and Southeast Asian countries.

"Do you want me to leave?" she asked in a soonie, questioning voice.
In the hallway students are waiting for their grade results. One of the students is shriveled in the back corner, with a soonie expression on her childlike face.

Soonie by jkpo1990 November 19, 2016

Soonie 

A soonie is a fool or an idiot

You're such a soonie

Soonie by Don'treallyknow October 19, 2015

Soonie, Doongie, Dori 

Soonie, Doongie, Dori are Lee Minho's cats (not the actor) who is a member of the kpop boy-group Stray Kids. Remember that he has 3 cats. THREE CATS.

Person 1: hey what are his cat's names?
Person 2: soonie, doongie, dori

Soonie, Doongie, Dori by hyukiehae May 31, 2021

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. 

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.

1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023

AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW!

AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! Is a linguistically versatile expression that can express: sexual excitement; great joy, a warning; or the anticipation of eating a great meal.

This expression can be notably heard in the vintage R&B classics Groove Me by King Floyd (1971) and One Monkey Don’t Stop No Show by The Honey Comb (1971) — which may have been when the expression entered popular culture.

The ironically named character for the book and HBO series True Blood “Sookie Stackhouse” is the actual embodiment of this expression since every aspect of the definition applies to her pulchritudinous body.

1) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! Did you see those two new strippers tonight
2) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! You made me a whole plate the Atlanta Lemon Pepper Wet Wings
3) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! They just jumped your homeboy!!!! Let’s go and get ‘em!
4) Whose potato salad is this; is it mama’s? AWWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW!

AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 18, 2022

Soonitoo 

Soonitoo (soon-ih-too) is a unique word which is only used by the most savage of people. Soonitoo, in other words (quite literally), is another word for “sanity.” However, not just anyone can use the word “soonitoo” because you must be an ultimate savage, like me.

Being defined
“After much school work and shipping, the girl finally lost her soonitoo.”
“After searching for her soonitoo everywhere, the girl finally found it in a yeast packet.”

Soonitoo by Savage Goddess February 8, 2018

Sooner Born Sooner Bred 

Quality of superfans of the University of Oklahoma. People who possess this quality should be born in the state of Oklahoma or born of parents or a parent that attended the University of Oklahoma, and have always been a fan of the University of Oklahoma Sooners from the time they first laid eyes it.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred and when I die I will be Sooner Dead!

Sooner Born Sooner Bred by soonerborntwerp October 19, 2012