spongitude

n. spongitude: The ability to multitask by auditing while listening to your managers rant and rave.

Bob demonstrated some solid spongitude the other day while Carl was complaining about his other engagement teams. He got all of his testing and reviews completed.

by nym1 November 9, 2011

Sofitude

Sofitude is a unit of both Straightness and Cuteness. It is both as straight as a rainbow, and thrice as cute.

Sofii has SO Much sofitude going on, she's as straight as a rainbow and thrice as cute

by Noodlesis July 19, 2009

Fortress of Solitude

1. The place that serves as a base for superman. It was first seen in superman #17 on the borders of metropolis, however it is now usually thought to be located in antartica.

2. The bathroom at work, in it's solitude, you can have a few minutes of peace and quiet.

I'll call you from the fortress of solitude, in a few minutes.

by ratpak5 March 22, 2011

Swagitude

A bitchy person with confidence, swagger and attitude.

A fashionably dressed individual with confidence and swag.

Damn, there's no need for all that swagitude;
Calm down with all that swagitude;

by Whore-able_&_Adorable February 2, 2018

relax in solitude

Wank

Will: you got any plans for tonight?

Jamie: nah, probs will just stay home and relax in solitude.

by Ambouk February 25, 2020

Solitude

happiness

The man was most happy in solitude.

by RemoveKebab December 31, 2014

Chronic Wangular Softitude

Yo dick is like Apollo Creed in Rocky IV: it ain't never gettin back up again.

When you can't get hard for a fine skank like Delta Burke, yous got Chronic Wangular Softitude.

by Develi-what! October 27, 2006