somus

a total dipshit who eats penis for money to feed his cs addiction

somus eats cock

by nubitron August 12, 2003

softusdickus

the use of unnecessary punctuation

A softusdickus describes a person who uses puncturation that is unnecessary to ingratiate themselves. "Kimberly Kogan embarked on a naturalists’ tour of Godforsaken places"

by SandbaggerPhil August 13, 2022

somnus

what a fuckIN BIG OL GAY NERD LMAOOOOO

man somnus sure is a dweeb am i right boys

by obviousthrowaway May 14, 2017

somnusanicetus

op sword fighter, a literal beast and amazing artist

SomnusAnicetus is so cool bro

by xxunitedgirlxx September 25, 2021

Smotus

When Michael Moore half drowns someone in knee-deep ocean water, and as the victim is gasping for air, he gives himself a sour chocolate milk enema by squeezing the contents of a large plastic milk jug into his anus, before evacuating his bowels down the victim’s throat. The objective of this maneuver is to make the victim’s next bowel movement smell really bad.

I woke up screaming last night after dreaming that Michael Moore gave me a Smotus.

by FierceHog February 23, 2024