garbage sommelier

A individual with expertise in pairing junk foods.

I paired a chocolate Dunkin' donut with a Coke - the fat mixed with the carbonation was exquisite. I'm a garbage sommelier.

by anonymous June 10, 2022

Poop Sommelier

An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.

That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?

Answer: Poop Sommelier

by Karl Hungus April 21, 2024