Shmatty

Name of a Pornstar with a massive shlong that is normally 1.5m long and pretty girthy.

Cum here shmatty ;)

by BulkLemon640 May 28, 2019

Food Wars/Shokugeki No Soma

An entertaining echi anime with an interesting plot revolving around Yukihira Soma along with his various friends, rivals, and acquaintances. It has many memorable characters along with a well structured plot. (Note, echi animes are generally full of fanservice. They may not be suitable for all audiences, and are basically toned down hentai.)

"Have you watched Food Wars/Shokugeki No Soma? "
"No, but I plan to."

by Kekistani Liberation April 21, 2018

solatic

one who is made mental by the sun. Similar to a "lunatic" but instead triggered by the sun, ya get me?

"When the sun comes out, forget everything, all I wanna do is be in it. I guess you could say I'm a solatic"

by phillip g charles September 26, 2007

smatties

1. massive breasts on any girl
2. unusually extra-large breasts in relation to a girl's body type or size

Did you see those? Those tits were huge. And she was skinny. I mean, on a large girl, they'd just be regular tatties. But on her, they're smatties!

by douglas001 November 2, 2008

smatarded

Somone who is smart yet retarded in a sense. Particularly, a person who is smatarded is only smart when intelligence is being called upon. Otherwise mainly random, stupid, mentally handicapped, dumbfounded, and ADD. Most of the time, unintelligent people cannot see through this type of person and assume that they really are just completely stupid, but on the inside the smatarded person is laughing at them because they are the lesser.

Joe: Bro, I need help on my Pre-calculus... but nobody 'cept Shmoe is around.. and he's just stupid!
*Shmoe quickly and hastily solves the problem*
Shmoe: Only believe half of what you see;)
Joe: Whoa, he's like.. smart but retarded..smatarded!

by Wolfywoof March 24, 2011

Smating

A type of relationship in which one is niether dating nor mating with his/her partner. This category of relationship is characterized by secret kissing, spooning, naughty fondling, basically, everything except sex. Mutual exclusivity does not exist in this relationship. This word is a compound word of dating or mating and smay.

Dude, are you smating that chick over there?

Last night, I totes smated with her, even though she has a bf.

Let's smate for a while because I am scared of commitment.

Smating makes me get hot.

by Smencer May 28, 2010

Samatise

A small YouTuber who plays Bee Swarm SImulator.

"Tensura is mid."
- Samatise

by ganyumalawi2 September 13, 2022