solutionize

To figure out the dopest course of action possible.

Y'all need to put your heads and solutionize cause they going be here any minute!

by Cocoa Marcelle April 11, 2017

solutionizing

The act of coming up with a solution to a problem, or perceived problem, when all one wants really is an empathetic ear.

I was trying to tell her about what was going on at work and she kept solutionizing in stead of just listening.

by EB The Great! April 10, 2012

solutionize

to bring a wack, def answer to da hood.

Yo, did you see that Accent GSI, he solutionized the shit out of it.

by G-Funk December 4, 2003

solutioneering

A condescending buzz word used when someone disagrees with someone else's solution to a problem, and by using this word they call into question the method used to solve the problem instead of offering any truly useful input. This term is quite often used in situations where someone is trying to stop someone else from being productive.

Person 1: "I've just about had it with Bob's solutioneering. He always pitches answers to problems without defining the problem."
Person 2: "Well, do you have any better ideas on how to solve the problem?"
Person 1: "ummmmm...."

by southparkwatcher December 27, 2012

solutionize

coming up with a solution for something

(by kallmekris)

"That didn't solutionize anything"

by bbbeetle January 30, 2023

solutionize

Coming up with the solution... for something

created by youtuber and tiktoker KallMeKris

She didn't solutionize anything!!!

by Elle12230 March 7, 2022

Armchair Solutionizer

A micromanager who thinks they know more about a product than the professionals they’ve hired to develop it, despite the fact the reason they hired the professionals in the first place is due to the fact that they know diddly-fucking-squat about it.

Sorry guys I know I'm solutioning, but I'm a total armchair solutionizer

by Andy loves hookers and coke September 23, 2020