A Slamhog is an extremly ugly and overwheight female that is picked up in a club or Bar.
Usually an easy target, Slamhogs are used as a last resort to having sex that night.
Slamhoggen - the act of looking for a slamhog.
Usually an easy target, Slamhogs are used as a last resort to having sex that night.
Slamhoggen - the act of looking for a slamhog.
I was out drinking last night and the only thing I was able pull was a slamhog. I'm going to the clinic today to check for diseases.
by Dgun September 18, 2008
Get the Slamhog mug.a sex partner, girlfriend,one night stand. a girl to have sex with,but without emotional ties. a girl to fuck without
any cares to her wants and needs.A whore or slut.
any cares to her wants and needs.A whore or slut.
I promised the slamhole that i would be over tonight.I told
her i cant stay ,and be ready to fuck when i get there so i
can blow a nut and leave.
her i cant stay ,and be ready to fuck when i get there so i
can blow a nut and leave.
by Terry Lasley. Kansas city Mo. January 10, 2007
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During this time the victim is considered dead but the brain is still fully active. Within 3 hours of this happening the body reanimates without a need for oxygen and as a totally different mental entity.
The new mental entity could only be considered animal that relays on instinct for feeding. The bite from a Solanum victim will infect the one bitten with the disease.
The Symptoms of infection are the following:
Hour 1: Body Aches and if the virus contacted from a would, bruising and fast clotting
Hour 4: A low-grade fever (99-101), vomiting and severe pain in joints.
Hour 9: Numbing of arms and legs, Random Muscular seizures and high grade fever (101-105(6))
Hour 10: Loss of body use in torso down. No feeling and slowed heart rate
Hour 15: Coma
Hour 19: Heart Stoppage
Hour 20-23: Reanimation as an animal like person...THIS IS NOT THE ORGINAL PERSON THEY HAVE NO PREVIOUS MEMORIES
The new mental entity could only be considered animal that relays on instinct for feeding. The bite from a Solanum victim will infect the one bitten with the disease.
The Symptoms of infection are the following:
Hour 1: Body Aches and if the virus contacted from a would, bruising and fast clotting
Hour 4: A low-grade fever (99-101), vomiting and severe pain in joints.
Hour 9: Numbing of arms and legs, Random Muscular seizures and high grade fever (101-105(6))
Hour 10: Loss of body use in torso down. No feeling and slowed heart rate
Hour 15: Coma
Hour 19: Heart Stoppage
Hour 20-23: Reanimation as an animal like person...THIS IS NOT THE ORGINAL PERSON THEY HAVE NO PREVIOUS MEMORIES
"I am sorry Mr and Mrs. Jones but Johnny has contracted Solamun and will need to taken into a sercure medial toxin control cell and extermenated before renaimation" said the doctor after the parents in their child in a Coma
by Vinz February 6, 2005
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by Monkey December 12, 2003
Get the slamhammered mug.Briana's name tag at Lowe's says: Hi I'm Briana the slamhog, I Iove stuffing my fat suck hole at the buffet and in the bed.
by Briback January 23, 2015
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Get the Slamhoss mug.-slam-hunk- A man who is completley perfect, muscular, gorgeous. *When your galpal finally picks a winner, ( a more than average guy* The Perfect Score, the highest level, like all those other guys weren't as good as this. Which is why it's called a slamhunk, like a slamDUNK.
That guy is a total "slamhunk". Oh my gosh, shes got a slamhunk. Wow, Nisa, your man is such a slamhunk. MHM. SLAMMMHUNK.
by emmafire November 24, 2010
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